suikoden 4
a game that ended up sucking big b-lls. while antic-p-tion for this game was high, konami decided to pee on everyone instead of making a great game. they succeeded. short and boring are two words that come to mind when trying to describe it. konami decided to take everything good they did in suikoden i, ii, and iii and take a gigantic dump on it. here’s to number v.
friend 1: man, i just played suikoden ii, and i f-cking loved it.
friend 2: awesome! i just bought suikoden 4! let’s try it out!
random guy: don’t touch it! ::grabs game and throws it. game explodes::
narrator: in retrospect, konami should have never put a women in charge. the end.
an excellent game that is due to come out soon.
it takes place 150 years before the events of the gate rune war (suikoden 1). most of the game is also said to take place on the seas.
the hero of the story does not have a name, so the players are given the option to give him a name.
characters such as jeane and vikki will be back. also, people are very appeased to see ted from suikoden 1 back.
suikoden 4 is going to kick -ss!
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