Suit Wanker
a suit w-nker is a member of society who tries to warrant their self-importance by wearing a suit all-day, every day. if their occupation, current situation or event they are attending does not require the wearing a suit and they are wearing said apparel, they can then be cl-ssed as a suit w-nker, no matter how bad -ss they look.
person 1: oh, johnny’s slipped again, he’s becoming a suit w-nker.
person 2: what a suit w-nker.
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