Sultan’s Surprise
this scenario is best played out when two people engage in s-xual intercourse on the beach and the person being penetrated insists on using a condom. just before the person using the condom is about to finish he pulls out, rubs his condom wrapped d-ck in the sand, then slams it back in to finish… surprise!
you think a dirty sanchez is bad? try giving her the sultan’s surprise!
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