Summer Dress
the suns out and that girl looks hot, in a small lightweight (possible slightly see through) dress and i would like to bang her.
gary: “i saw sarah today in a nice summer dress, she looked really nice.”
john: “dude, what you are really saying is you want to tap that.” s-xy
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