summon a bus
to light a cigarette while waiting for a bus at a bus stop. derived from the belief in murphy’s/sod’s law, which states that a bus (on which smoking is not permitted) will always arrive shortly after a cigarette is lit.
(man waiting for bus): “ill just summon the bus..”
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