summon the golgothan
to call forth the mighty sh-t demon! i.e. taking an enormous, painful sh-t
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one who likes long things up ones b-ttocks. the term comes from a mid 1990’s gay p-rno movie called “de-headed the cobra” and the term for sticking things up the b-ttocks was used alot in the movie or one who likes to have s-xual confrontations with animals. “omg!!! he just got sun cobra’d” or “that […]
- Sunday afternoon
the internationally-recognised time to start any homework that has been -ssigned for one’s weekend. this includes (but is not limited to) math problems, lines, essays, papers, presentations, studying for exams, and take-home tests. larger projects are usually -ssigned over a weekend because of the “extra time” it gives students. this is amusing because students do […]
- sun is over the yardarm
time for happy hour to begin. she grieved over her husband for a whole year. but now it seems like the sun is over the yardarm for her.
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its just known as “the parkway”. people who’ve driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. when someone cuts you off, give them the horn and the finger. its okay. they’re supposed to be used to it. people who hate are the stupid -sses that don’t live in jersey who got their -sses ran […]
- gashed
short form for ‘gay bashed’. sometimes used to avoid having to say ‘gay bashed’ since if someone hears that, it might cause a gay bash. me: omg this is a sketchy place. foo: yeah, i hope we don’t get gashed! stop acting so gay, we don’t want to get gashed! used as a way to […]