Summoner
someone who wields power magic that can summon forth magical beasts. they often appear in video games, specifically final fantasy. many ancient cultures world wide has folklore and legends of summoners and their ablities. story tales involve both good and evil summoners.
that summoner uses his magic to summon the great wing serpent kill us all.
much like the highly-addictive morrowindthis game slowly seeps all traces of real life out of you. it replaces all of your real friends and family with more powerful, fictional ones. eventually after playing this game enough you will become a junkie who spends all his time playing the d-mn game and never shuts up about it, and after a while you will get to the point where you suck at every f-kin game except summoner.
hey john, you wanna go to a party tonight?
no, i cant, i have to go -ss-ssinate jafar.
a magic-wielder who uses his gift to summon creatures to his aid. the summoner is capable of creating new creatures, as well as summoning existing ones. as a result, the halz’da, nuethare, and luthrozuul were some of the new creatures commonly seen today that were created by summoners.
the summoner was trapped between two deaf hitmen, so he let his luthrozuul do the talking.
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