v. to get utterly and completely owned, usually as a result of physical violence.
this term comes from the notorious public beating of senator charles sumner by his fellow preston brooks due to his disparaging comments about the south.
(note: sumnered is always spelled with a capital “s”.)
wow, jack bauer totally sumnered those terrorist for trying to kill david palmer.
the act of buying an item out from under someone who had a cash purchase deal pending.
i was trying to buy the cordless drill from dan when pete jr. stepped in and sumnered me.

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