sunbathing
a s-x position where you lie flat on your back on top of a male who is lying flat on their back, with you head positioned by their p-n-s whilst trying to get tongue (represents sand) out of your -ss crack. should you wish to apply sun tan lotion, just toss the person off. or you can flick the pages of your book from this position.
i was sunbathing the other day on the beach with a hairy man.
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