suncreaming
the act of smearing oneself with s-m-n after masturbation. used by foolish young boys who didn’t get any tissue before he started tugging. they then put on a shirt to hide the smears and go straight to the bathroom
guy 1: weird story, i had to wipe my c-m on my chest last night because i didn’t get any tissues
guy 2: what the f-ck is wrong with you craig. f-cking suncreaming
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