Sunday Morning Surprise
when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous s-x, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. she wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: surprise!!!
friend a: you think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?
friend b: nah, i gave her a sunday morning surprise, she’ll never want to see me again.
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