when a superior doesn’t want his employees to work on a day prior to a day off even in the middle of the week.
remember guys, tomorrow is our off day so sunday rules are in effect. don’t start no sh-t there won’t be no sh-t. don’t shake the trees.
- Scarlet Crimpernel
the mysterious and undetected figure responsible for fouling public toilets (including those in the work place) in a most heinous manner. to crimp in the modern vernacular being the verb to open one’s bowels. in these cases the faeces usually manifests itself on the rear side of the toilet seat. using complex trigonometry and huge […]
schfenka is another word for b-lls. timmy- dude, what did you do last night? jake- what do you mean? timmy- dude you have no b-lls. jake- lay off dude timmy- no really.. look. jake- omg where’s my schfenka?!
- Schlonginger's cat
phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by erwin schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. if a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the […]
some one who knows they’re crazy and tells them they’re nuts. a schmagel would seek better working conditions for proto-morlocks and protection of worker rights, but would summon the uber-morlocks to explain their theory.
female version of a schmooze. see: schmooze. susan is such a schmoozette!