sundial
tanning naked with an erection to avoid embarr-ssing p-n-s wrinkle tan lines.
dude 1: yo, why are you laying by the pool naked?
dude 2: i’m tanning my p-n-s.
dude 1: don’t you know you can only get a nice even w-ng tan
when you have a b-n-r? rub that into a sundial.
dude 2: sh-t. good call.
dude 1: what time is it?
the art of taking a m-ssive dump that stands straight up out of the water much like a sundial standing straight out of the sand
o dude i took a huge as sh-t yesterday and you won’t believe it…..it was a sundial!
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