Sunfire owner
someone whos sensible and knows a good ride for the money. lot of bang for the buck. this car lasts for a long time.
so you’re a sunfire owner now? … smart move.
someone who owns and drives a pontiac sunfire, usually between the ages of 16 and 25.
customer: what about that one
used car dealer: oh yes thats a ’97 sunfire
customer: is it reliable?
used car dealer: lets define reliable…
—cellphone rings—
customer: hold on i have to take this call, i’ll just buy it.
used car dealer: there is a god.
sunfire owner: i just bought a sunfire.
friend: that’s embarr-ssing.
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