sunflower seeds
when a man dressed up as a sunflower -j-c-l-t-s into a women’s mouth
darin gave linda some tasty sunflower seeds which they snowballed
an eatable seed that tastes yummy
those were some d-mn good sunflower seeds
something that all blue collar workers love to eat.
frequently heard at the jobsite: “you guys want some sunflower seeds?”
when one -j-c-l-t-s into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. the fist is then inserted into a v-g-n- or -n-s and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.
last night i gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, i don’t know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the j-zz coming out of her -ss 5 hours later.
s-m-n -j-c-l-t-d from a man wit an unusual ammount of blond pubic hair.
“ewwww… i steped in sunflower seed”
a f-ckable baseballer…very extremely s-xy. bang bang bang…good stuff…he probly has the perfect p-n-s…sucky sucky …haha
alex is such a sunflower seed…i want to do him….and fry wants to do a poptart….and twinkie wants some sunflower seeds.
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