sunflower surprise
when you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.
friend 1: aw man i gave my gf a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died.
friend 2: bro that is just grim nahh
friend 1: aw man i gave my gf a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
friend 2: bro..that is grim nahh
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