celebrity math


emotional equations with looks, money, and s-x as the constants, and infidelity, divorce, and remarriage among some common variables.
in celebrity math, the pattern is pretty standard: a playboy sleeps with a babe, then both have kids by biology or/and through adoption, without being husband and wife. then, she files for divorce after finding out that he’s cheating on her. and the process repeats itself.

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