Sunstitute
a star who didn’t have a dad growing up and her mom wasn’t very thoughtful and left her without a sitter since she was 9, dropped out of school and can’t make rent without selling bl-wj-bs to other cosmic ent-ties for $25
“this galaxy’s got nothin but crab-carrying scallywags and $5 sunst-tutes who will actually charge you to burn your d-ck off.”
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