SUNY Cortland
a small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. if your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to cortland. for real though, cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like syracuse and uconn.
the girls are hot, reckless, and get f-cking hammered on the reg
hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 groton on a friday or sat-rday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like dark horse or stone lounge.
oh yeah and cl-ss is completely optional
1)
kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
kid 2: h-ll yeah
kid 1: get your -ss to suny f-ckin’ cortland!
2)
-kid wakes up on a random lawn
“yo, where the f-ck am i?”
“suny cortland bro!”
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