SUNY Utica
also called suny inst-tute of technology (sunyit), despite the schools amazing lack of technology. it is part of the suny system. located in the decrepit city of utica ny, whose number one employer is denny’s down on genesee st. a school notorious for lying to its applicants as to how many credits will transfer in. the school advertises how it has diverse wildlife on campus, consisting of canadian geese, deer, and turkey. despite the wildlife, the food is recycled from events where the school sells out facilities meant for the students.
students who initially attend regret their decision weeks later, but find that the credits will not transfer anywhere. the school acts as the quicksand of the suny system.
relative: “where do you go to school?”
student: “i go to school in utica”
relative: “oh, that’s a great school, good for you!”
student: “no… i go to suny utica”
relative: “oh, i’m sorry”
student: “me too”
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