super anal jousting
this is the next step to -n-l jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their b-tthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected p-n-s puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the p-n-s is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding
i got my girl to let me give her a super -n-l jousting move and boy did i pound that -ss
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