super blumpkin
just like the regular blumpkin (getting head while taking a sh-t) except your eating a sub or sandwich. preferably mr.hero.
“dude adams mom totally gave me a super blumpkin”
or
“that fat b-tch loves them super blumkins, almost as much as gobblers.”
the very prestigious achievement of getting head while playing call of duty.
my girlfriend gave me a super blumpkin last night it was amazing!!! she made me c-m when i got a nuke!!!
the act of giving a bl-wj-b while receiving an abortion.
“omg did you hear what becky did? she gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! talk about squashing the patriarchy!”
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