Super Mario Drunk
when you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. this is like in the old mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there’s a timer counting down before he is f-cked. mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.
much more serious if you forget your phone.
drew: dude, where the h-ll did you go at the end of last night?
jesse: i somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a mexican ron jeremy who wanted to “make magic” with me, i was so d-mned super mario drunk.
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