Super Pirate


exactly like the angry pirate except with the addition of taking a sh-t on her shoulder which acts as the parrot. this is best done after the initial acts of nutting in her eye and kicking her shin. for an added bonus, have a pre-sculpted sh-t that looks like a parrot in your freezer and bring it out 30-40 minutes before needed. this way it will remain intact, semi-frozen but the base will be malleable enough to mold to her shoulder.
i was giving your mom the cl-ssic angry pirate last night (her favorite) but felt an epic taco bell sized sh-t coming on so i invented the super pirate!

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