Super Secret Santa


when a mall santa gets a b-n-r and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
kid: whats that in your pants santa?

santa: sshhh. if you be a good boy and don’t tell your parents, you’ll get a good present this year. can you keep santa’s super secret santa a secret? -winks-

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