super star munk
an imaginary place that you may dream of, that is a pool. while you are in it, you hear a harp play in the key of b. seven seconds later, it plays three notes on a saxophone and plays a chord in the key of e played by a guitar. if you sip an odd number of times, sax and harp stop, so sip even. same with if you go underwater it does so, so stay up and let the saxophone and guitar stick to the harp.
my dream was about a super star munk. it sure stinks when you take three sips.
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