Super-virgin

a girl (or guy) who has made it all the way to college level or beyond without ever having been kissed. these individuals have various reasons for their conditon: prudishness, lack of avaiability, extremely shy nature, or just plain bad luck. are often unfairly criticized and/or ridiculed; see captiains of the v-squad.
after an amusing night of playing “p-ss the playgirl”, we realized that p-rn magazines are actually super-virgin kryptonite when caitlin screamed and fell off the bed upon seeing her first “full frontal”.
one who hasn’t expierienced anything remotely s-xual such as one’s first kiss or even had a relationship. typically an insult, in referance to one’s innexpierence or hardships finding a signifigant other.
“i wish i could get myself a girlfriend, i’m a senior in college and still havent had my first kiss!”

“haha, you’re still a super virgin!”

“shut up! that’s not funny!”
someone who has never been in a romantic relationship, kissed, or anything beyond that.
ann: you should know, he’s never kissed a girl, or even had a girlfriend.

katherine: so he’s a supervirgin?
ann: haha, yes!
a virgin who has also not given nor received oral or -n-l s-x, hasn’t even got to third base.
usually applies to young males.
we haven’t had s-x yet, but at least i’m not a super virgin anymore.
someone who lives a particularly fearful or unadventurous life. being a supervirgin (sv) doesn’t necessarily mean someone doesn’t engage in any s-xual conduct, for supervirginity is more of a state of mind than a state of being. for example, someone who’s never had s-x, but goes out and has fun and tries all sorts of new things is not an sv; someone has had s-x but sits around at home all day and never goes out could very well be an sv.

just because you haven’t had s-x doesn’t mean you are one, and just because you have doesn’t mean you aren’t.
-dude, chris never chills with us. he’s afraid to even ask his parents for permission to go out.
-wow, what a supervirgin.

-bro, i had s-x with my girlfriend a while ago, but afterward she was all ashamed about it, like it was a bad thing.
-wow, what a supervirgin.
a virgin who tries way too hard lose his virginity with girls, almost always creeping on them. often a state at parties, being wheelbarrowed away, like a mess. can (optionally) have been fingered by a gay guy, pretending it was a girl. once a super virgin breaks this with a girl, he then becomes a normal virgin, requiring s-x from another, different girl to lose his virginity.
person 1: haha! mad harry hoofter got fingert!
person 2: what a super virgin.

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super virgin: are we dae’in this or whit?
any girl: gads. you’re such a super virgin creep.
someone who is very inexperienced. mainly losers or shy people.
“i am the biggest super virgin you will ever meet.”