Superbowl Monday Quarterback
a variation of the monday morning quarterback, only its in the superbowl.
kurt warner is a great example of a superbowl monday quarterback. during superbowl xliii, he could of let edgerrin james run the ball in to the end zone and if they failed, they could at least have a field goal to to tie it up. instead he throws an interception to james harrison who returns it for a touchdown. that one play shaped the entire outcome of a superbowl.
instead of make history for the cardinals, warner made history for the steelers.
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