Superbowl Shaft
being scheduled to work on superbowl sunday.
jason looking at the work schedule realizes he has to work during the superbowl – jason: d-mn it! doug: what? jason: i just got the superbowl shaft. doug: haha. sucks to be you! i’m going to call you on break completley trashed!
kat looked at the schedule and noticed she was working from 5-10:30 on a sunday and thought nothing of it. three nights later it dawned on her – kat: f-cking-a! i just took the superbowl shaft right up the -ss.
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