superglue sex
when you reach into the nightstand to get the lube, but unknowingly grab the superglue, put it on, and have s-x. then you cant pull out.
sometimes done as a joke. typically requires surgical removal of the p-n-s.
i pulled a prank on jamie last night when we had superglue s-x. that was a mistake, i should have made sure the insurance covered a p-n-s removal surgery.
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