usually brunette women from the midwest who love a good spankin , loves to get freaky (preferably, h-rny, middle-aged s-x-godesss ), and enjoys a compforting shower daddy after a long hard day.
i need myself a superjaisa!
someone who starts drinking on st. patricks day at 10am, p-sses out by 3pm and misses the real party! aww, look at that lepreclown, what a trooper, he tried so hard to make it all day and now he’s missing all the fun.
noun, from finnish, meaning “limp”, a ‘lerppu’ is the name for a floppy disk, but it is usually -ssociated with p-n-ses, so a lerppu or lerppu kyrpa would be someone who has a limp p-n-s. “dude, you threw away my homework? you lerppu!” it can be used to talk about p-n-ses, like after a long […]
- trevor vanilla
the whiteish liquid obtained by trevor masticating in the locker room. a critical flavoring in trevor vanilla flavor ice cream, it is the only known priceless substance with a limitless supply. trevor vanilla smells terrible but tastes great. the anti-chocolate, it glows brightly. raynor: “oh sh-t, my flashlight’s out of batteries.” jeremy: “that’s ok, we […]
a person who drinks way too much for their own good, but has not yet graduated to being an alcoholic. man, that dude is such a liquoric, he binge drinks like every weekend…
- s*xy nap
a nap with a lady in which the aforementioned female is s-xy. usually, some form of hanky-panky is involved. sometimes, intercourse even occurs. rarely is any actual sleep gotten. when “waking up” from a s-xy nap, both people usually feel fresh and well-rested despite the lack of sleep. i just had a great s-xy nap […]