Superman Slap
verb:the act of climbing on the top part of a couch, standing up on the top, then jumping down off the couch using the falling force to increase the pain of you slapping someone.
-note the couch in the act can and should be dragged around constantly in order to always be ready to superman slap someone within a few seconds.
guy 1:”you should call your stepfather the n word.”
guy 2: “what?! are you crazy, why would i ever do that?”
guy 1: “do it, you would get respect from him.”
guy 2: “he would get up on the couch and superman slap me if i ever did that, and if i was still breathing after, then i would gain respect from him”
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