Superman’s Pal


a term that describes yourself as the victim of a “friend” who thinks nothing of playing horrific practical jokes on you, telling lies that border on insanity & oft-times, treating the opposite s-x like absolute garbage.

this comes from any number of superman comics of the 60’s, where the man of steel was a complete d-ck – teaching his friends “lessons”, usually at great & mentally-scarring expense and treating lois lane like a bug under gl-ss for the express purpose of emotional torture.
jimmy: did you see what clark did to me? he had a fake lottery ticket printed up & i thought i had won five million dollars! but it was just another of his sick jokes! i really could’ve used that money, too, with my mom dying and all…

perry: superman’s pal. (chuckle)

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