suprise


common misspelling of surprise. seriously stop spelling it like this it is stupider than spelling hamster with a p in it.
i suprised my hampster.
when a guy is f-cking a girl from behind next to a window where the girl could see out the window, but not behind her. during this the guy switches out with another guy who starts f-cking her from behind. then the first guy runs out of the house to the window ouside where the girl can see him.
john is f-cking sarah. he stops and joe starts f-cking sarah. john runs outside and gives sarah a suprise.
1. v.t.: to challenge by inquiring what’s going on. in origin, a contraction of “sup?” (from african american vernacular english) and “uprise” (from american anarchist counterculture movement). not to be confused with surprise.

2. n: the act of suprising someone or something.
if you want to stage an intervention, it’s often useful to start with a gentle suprise.

you really suprised me the other day when you asked about my relationship (with food, with my father, with that business establishment). i hadn’t thought about what i was doing that way before.
slang for marijuana, smoking marijuana or being under the influence of marijuana.
hey man, can you get me some suprise?”; i was so suprised when i got to work today.”; “i am throwing a suprise party.”
1. this is what they call it when you get a religious lecture from a pot smoker that is, suprisingly, more religious than you.

2. for you dolts looking, what they call something that happens unexpectedly or without warning. typically this also deals with a rush of some sort and then the pink carrots come in and take over the world.
2. you realize that you were never a carrot at all but a twinkie, which comes as a suprise to you.

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