surf & turf


a dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.
at the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. at the five star one, it comes with lobster.
to get head while your girl is taking a sh-t
i need some surf & turf; hey mike you smell that it remind of that time i got some surf & turf; hey babe i’m going to the bathroom & i want to give you some head come get this surf & turf
watching surf doc-mentaries while smoking weed
gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??

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