Surfie’s Hand

what happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. bleeding may occur.
ways to prevent: don’t keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. drag the board by the leg rope instead.
a: hey, how was the surf?
b: it was great except now i have surfie’s hand! g-d, it hurts!

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