surflexia


a condition characterized by a chronic internet surfer/chatterer’s inability to read from left to right, right to left, up to down, or down to up, as a result of being online too much in a spontaneous or non-purpose centered manner.
denine has been doin’ the online surfing and chat rooms for about 11 hours a day since her unemployment insurance came through, and her surflexia is so bad she asked her boyfriend to read her cable bill to her.

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