Surfside 7
the surfside 7 describes the female population inhabiting the bar of the same name in fort collins, co. well known for its pizza, pervading urine smell and hideous girls, surfside 7 is the bar of choice for angry lesbians, twiggy hipsters and aging punk rockers.
the surfside 7 refers to the 1-10 attractiveness numbering system (where 1 = there-is-no-god ugliness and 10 = b-n-r-inspiring perfect beauty), and can be summed up by the phrase, “anywhere else she’s a 4, but at surfside, she’s a 7.”
the “7” can be replaced by other numbers as appropriate. for example, a decent looking girl (7 in daily life) would be a surfside 10.
patrick got too drunk and banged a surfside 7.
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