surgeoning
the act of exiting a public bathroom, without touching anything after washing one’s hands (in order to avoid germs).
the result usually makes one look like a surgeon entering the or. thus the word.
a:i am sorry it took so long, i was surgeoning and could not elbow the door open.
b: no problem. next time try to wait until someone comes in and you can sneak really fast through the closing door.
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