surging sanders
when you come out of nowhere.
bernice thought she had felt it all; every move, twist and tickle. then she opened her mind a listened bringing forth wave upon wave of ecstasy; a veritable surging sanders.
when you sudden come out of nowhere
“d-mn! sorry hun! i just made a surging sanders! you on the pill?”
the event where bernie sanders beats the cr-p out of hillary clinton in the polls.
we have a surging sanders in iowa and new hampshire.
a term for -j-c-l-t-ng for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 us presidential election, bernie sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, hillary clinton.
guy: i’m really excited we’re gonna have s-x again tonight!
girl: i hope you don’t pull a surging sanders again…
when you come out of nowhere
wow, i did not expect bernie to show up to the party, he really did a surging sanders.
when you come out of nowhere.
that storm came through like a surging sanders.
when you c-m out of nowhere.
joe was at the grocery store and when he saw the hot cashier, he started surging sanders.
surprisingly c-mming out of nowhere.
i got sprayed in the face by bob’s surging sanders.
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