surging sanders

you know, when you come out of nowhere.

(derived from the 2016 bernie sanders campaign which -j-c-l-t-d into the presidential race completely unexpectedly – especially causing a large surprise for hillary clinton).
“so my hot cousin was visiting from oklahoma, and when she arrived she gave me a kiss on the cheek and i totally got a surging sanders.”

“oh no, not a surging sanders!!”
“yeah man, i had to run to the bathroom cause i had c-m all over my pants!”

despite clinton raising 112 million dollars, she’s worried about a surging sanders.
when you sudden come out of nowhere
“d-mn! sorry hun! i just made a surging sanders! you on the pill?”
the event where bernie sanders beats the cr-p out of hillary clinton in the polls.
we have a surging sanders in iowa and new hampshire.
a term for -j-c-l-t-ng for no real reason, it comes from a candidate from the 2016 us presidential election, bernie sanders, going neck and neck with another candidate, hillary clinton.
guy: i’m really excited we’re gonna have s-x again tonight!
girl: i hope you don’t pull a surging sanders again…
when you come out of nowhere
wow, i did not expect bernie to show up to the party, he really did a surging sanders.
when you come out of nowhere.
that storm came through like a surging sanders.
when you c-m out of nowhere.
joe was at the grocery store and when he saw the hot cashier, he started surging sanders.
surprisingly c-mming out of nowhere.
i got sprayed in the face by bob’s surging sanders.