surms
the act of douching. when a girl squirts a substance into her v-g-n-.
wow, i couldn’t sleep last night, so i woke up and caught my sister surms her vageeena!
incredible. on form. looking fresh. everything you would want to be, and more.
alternatively, because surm is the future, it can be used to descrive any mood.
i’m surming all night long. i am so surmed right now!
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