surprise blow job
the best type of bl-w j-b. one where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, s-xy and spontaneous. never say no to a bj.
man: baby, why are you taking my pants off? i’m trying to get work done.
woman: just go with it.
man: how unexpected and s-xy of you.
woman: i just wanted to give you a surprise bl-w j-b.
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