Surprise Douching
the phrase that describes the act of finding out that someone is a huge douche, when there was no warning.
girl: “so then he was texting me and asked for a handjob.”
friend: “wow, that’s surprising. he seemed like such a nice guy.”
girl: “yeah, it was surprising. it was a surprise douching.”
Read Also:
- sweet misery
a person who got rejected by someone he/she loves, but then the male/female still loves him/her. i had sweet misery when _______________ said no to me.
- Swift Wind
a post-coital v-g-n-l emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning c-n-l, causing the woman’s engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet. etymology: the phenomenon is named after swift wind, she-ra’s winged battle-unicorn. the phrase was first cited in an episode in which the she-ra enjoyed a marathon […]
- swigfest
a festival-like event involving the consumption of copious amounts of alcohol. usually attended by some swigfiends. it was a total swigfest man.
- Khilo
another word for cool, or fly. aww man, that sh-t’s khilo. i saw this khilo b-tch leaving the club last night.
- flute fruit
an member of a high school or college marching band. pepe: yo man….you know who i think is hot? g-yl-rd:who? pepe: jen g-yl-rd: ewe! dude, she’s a f-ckin flute fruit! pepe: ahhhhh nnooooo way…she cant be a band tard! g-yl-rd: yeah and she prolly has herpes too…..