Surprise Dragon


the act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out c-m. when a girl has male -j-c-l-t- in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female’s throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male -j-c-l-t-.
yo dude! yesterday kristen gave me a bl-wj-b and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, i karate-chopped her and made a surprise dragon.
the act of karate-chopping a woman in order to make her spit out c-m. when a girl has male -j-c-l-t- in her mouth, the man will unexpectedly karate chop the female’s throat, thus producing a reaction that has as a final product a dragon-like projectile of male -j-c-l-t-.
yo dude! yesterday kristen gave me a bl-wj-b and just as she was swallowing my pimp juice, i karate-chopped her and made a surprise dragon.

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