Surprise Holiday Roulette
the act of putting off all homework and studying in the hope that the next day will be surprise holiday.
1:man i got so much chem work, no way i’ll finish it all.
2:yeah i do too, but i’m playing a little surprise holiday roulette, if i don’t win though, well i screwed for the test.
1: that’s risky man, very risky.
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