surprise hot load
wen ur tryin to break up with ur girlfriend so u invite her over to blow u but before she comes, u jack off a few times and wen she starts blowin u p-ss in her mouth. that’ll show her.
“omg! my last boyfriend blew a surprise hot load in my mouth!”
“lol i gave my last girlfriend a surprise hot load”
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