Surprise Marlin


when you are f-cking a girl and you poke your finger in her b-tt hole and with your other hand stick it in her mouth like a fish hook, right as you do that your buddy jumps out of the closet and takes a picture. like you just caught a huge marlin.
i took a picture for my buddy while he was doing his chick, because he wanted to give her a surprise marlin.
when you are f-cking your girl, and you stick your fingure in her b-tt hole to perk her up. then take you other hand and stick it in her mouth just like you caught a giant marlin. once your finger is in her mouth your friend jumps out of the closet and takes a picture, of your giant catch.
danny: dude you will never guess what i did to monique.
stan: aww man what could do to that whale?
danny: i gave her a surprise marlin, big tom took the pic.
stan: dude that is sick i wish i could do that.
danny: in time you will, in time you will…

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