surprise motherfucker


the act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
when i saw dexter morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, i surprise motherf-cker’d him.
when a black dude approaches you unexpectedly
” surprise motherf-cker” …. “oh sh-t dude you scared me!”

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