surprise pirate
when a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to -j-c-l-t-, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. when the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams “argh!!”.
ian: i dont think ill be talking to sarah anymore bill.
bill: why not bro?
ian: last night i hit her with the surprise pirate. she hopped out the f-cking window
bill: sav!!!!
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